搞笑生活日常句子短句英语(四川话日常方言句子搞笑)

1.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
when
I
really
need
it.
【#relatable】

2.
Why
do
parents
always
expect
us
to
have
all
the
solutions
to
their
technological
problems?
【#generationgap】

3.
If
I
had
to
choose
between
eating
healthy
and
eating
pizza,
I'd
choose
pizza.
【#foodie】

4.
My
bed
is
my
sanctuary,
and
I'll
defend
it
with
my
life.
【#naptime】

5.
There's
no
greater
feeling
than
finding
a
pair
of
pants
with
pockets.
【#fashionstruggles】

6.
I
think
I'm
allergic
to
mornings. . .
I
always
break
out
in
crankiness.
【#notamorningperson】

7.
The
only
thing
better
than
a
good
laugh
is
a
good
cry
from
laughing
too
hard.
【#funnybone】

8.
I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
TV
shows.
【#netflixandchill】

9.
Life
is
too
short
to
eat
boring
food
or
wear
uncomfortable
shoes.
【#yolo】

10.
I'm
not
a
morning
person
or
a
night
owl,
I'm
a
permanently
tired
pigeon.
【#sleepy】

11.
If
I
had
a
dollar
for
every
time
my
phone
autocorrected
"duck"
instead
of
another
word. . .
【#autocorrectfails】

1
2.
My
idea
of
a
balanced
diet
is
having
a
cookie
in
each
hand.
【#sweettooth】

1
3.
I
wish
I
could
exercise
my
right
to
not
exercise.
【#lazyfitness】

1
4.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
fun-sized.
【#verticallychallenged】

1
5.
If
at
first,
you
don't
succeed,
maybe
just
try
doing
something
else.
【#quittermentality】

1
6.
Why
do
I
feel
like
I've
accomplished
something
by
making
my
bed,
when
I'm
just
going
to
mess
it
up
again?
【#futiletasks】

1
7.
Sometimes
I
wonder
if
parallel
universes
exist,
and
in
one
of
them,
I'm
actually
productive.
【#daydreamer】

1
8.
I
wish
folding
laundry
counted
as
arm
day.
【#workoutstruggles】

1
9.
My
love
language
is
sarcasm.
【#sassy】

20.
Life
is
too
short
to
not
have
fun,
so
always
make
time
for
the
things
that
make
you
happy.
【#livealittle】

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