朋友圈删除好友的句子搞笑(朋友圈删除好友的评论好友知道吗)

1.
"Sorry
buddy,
you
didn't
make
the
cut.
No
hard
feelings,
but
your
memes
just
weren't
up
to
par. "】

2.
"I
had
to
unfriend
you,
but
just
know
that
it's
not
you,
it's
me. . .
not
really,
it's
definitely
you. "】

3.
"If
I
deleted
you
from
my
friend
list,
don't
take
it
personally.
I
just
couldn't
handle
your
daily
inspirational
quotes. "】

4.
"It's
not
goodbye,
it's
just
see
ya
later. . .
when
you
don't
tag
me
in
your
political
rants. "】

5.
"I
finally
mustered
up
the
courage
to
delete
you
from
my
friend
list.
I'm
pretty
sure
this
is
how
breakups
feel
like. "】

6.
"I
didn't
want
to
do
it,
but
your
constant
status
updates
about
your
cat's
daily
activities
were
driving
me
crazy. "】

7.
"I
didn't
unfriend
you,
Facebook
did
it--after
they
saw
all
the
silly
comments
you
left
on
my
posts. "】

8.
"I
know
we've
been
friends
since
kindergarten,
but
your
constant
Farmville
invitations
were
just
too
much
for
me. "】

9.
"I
loved
seeing
your
cute
baby
pictures,
but
once
you
started
sharing
pictures
of
every
single
meal
you
ate,
I
had
to
let
you
go. "】

10.
"Don't
worry,
I
still
love
you. . .
just
not
your
non-stop
selfies. "】

11.
"I
had
to
unfriend
you
before
I
accidentally
liked
one
of
your
vague,
attention-seeking
posts. "】

1
2.
"I'm
pretty
sure
you
never
actually
liked
any
of
my
posts,
so
I
decided
to
return
the
favor. "】

1
3.
"Sorry
I
deleted
you,
but
watching
you
share
every
detail
of
your
life
was
like
watching
a
full
season
of
Keeping
Up
With
the
Kardashians. "】

1
4.
"I
deleted
you,
but
you'll
always
have
a
special
place. . .
in
my
block
list. "】

1
5.
"I
thought
we
had
a
good
thing
going,
until
you
tried
to
sell
me
essential
oils. "】

1
6.
"I'll
miss
your
posts
about
feminism
and
social
justice,
but
I
won't
miss
your
3-hour-long
rants
in
the
comments
section. "】

1
7.
"I'm
sorry,
but
your
cat's
account
was
just
taking
up
too
much
of
my
feed. "】

1
8.
"I
decided
to
end
our
friendship,
because
I
don't
think
I
can
handle
any
more
of
your
uninformed
political
views. "】

1
9.
"It's
not
goodbye,
it's
just
farewell
to
your
daily
horoscopes
and
astrological
predictions. "】

20.
"I
deleted
you,
but
don't
worry. . .
you
can
still
catch
me
lurking
on
your
page
from
time
to
time. "】

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