生活文案英文配音搞笑句子(分享生活的英文文案)

1.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
So,
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I'll
laugh
at
you. 】

2.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success. 】

3.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. 】

4.
A
clean
house
is
a
sign
of
a
misspent
life. 】

5.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy. 】

6.
I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
strategically
delaying. 】

7.
I
need
a
six-month
holiday,
twice
a
year. 】

8.
You
can't
buy
happiness,
but
you
can
buy
ice-cream,
and
that's
kind
of
the
same
thing. 】

9.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
sure
to
demand
the
vodka
and
mixers
too. 】

10.
I
tried
to
be
normal
once.
Worst
two
minutes
of
my
life. 】

11.
I
like
to
think
of
myself
as
an
intellectual,
but
my
cat
keeps
reminding
me
that
I'm
not. 】

1
2.
I'm
great
in
bed,
I
can
sleep
for
days. 】

1
3.
I
would
like
to
thank
every
single
person
who
has
ever
told
me
I
couldn't
do
it.
You
have
all
helped
me
achieve
what
I
never
thought
was
possible. 】

1
4.
Just
because
I'm
awake,
doesn't
mean
I'm
ready
to
do
things. 】

1
5.
I'm
not
saying
I
hate
people,
I'm
just
saying
that
if
they
disappeared,
I
wouldn't
be
upset
about
it. 】

1
6.
Your
secrets
are
safe
with
me.
I
wasn't
even
listening. 】

1
7.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. 】

1
8.
Nothing
is
impossible.
The
word
itself
says
"I'm
possible". 】

1
9.
Food
is
a
great
substitute
for
love. . . sometimes. 】

20.
I
may
not
be
perfect,
but
at
least
I'm
not
you. 】

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